Onboarding Isn’t a Checklist
Let’s get real with Onboarding - it’s important! It saves corporations money and creates inclusivity and professionalism in the workforce. What’s not to like?
🥇 The Checkbox Olympics
Mandatory training and the performance of pretending to learn
There’s a peculiar ritual that begins with an “Action Required” email and ends with your soul escaping through the final quiz screen. No REAL medals. No learning. Just triumph via endurance—and maybe a Notepad cheat sheet.